The Federated Republic of Soviet Ukraine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Natalya Kamyshnikova with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 30.394 billion Ukrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev — Federal District of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 55.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 5,227 trillion Hryvnias a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,994 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Ukraine's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Soviet Ukraine is ranked 6,485^th in the world and 3^rd in Earth Prime for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.